in which i swore i’d never show my face here again
but, like, metaphorically
because I’ve never shown my face here
in which i swore i’d never show my face here again
but, like, metaphorically
because I’ve never shown my face here
tfw you killin it with yr Friday night look and go out wanting to make eyes / make out with a cutie or two but then you realize you’re actually bored of the entire idea of looking “attractive” to strangers and small talk makes you die inside and so you never get laid ever again but you’ve chosen this life.
my head between her legs
either head will do
my head against those lips
one head pushing through
my lips embrace her flesh
those lips are rewarding
articulation is the best
in a wordless, “good morning”
oh hey
hey hi
you may remember me as itmakesmewet
but now I’m here
maybe because I wanted a clean slate
maybe because I lost the password to the old blog
(except for on my phone which is EXCRUCIATINGLY annoying)please enjoy this grainy 90s style booty selfie
and complimentary 90s R&B dance party playlist
while I customize the shit out of this new tumblr
and think about where to even beginxo
k
psssssssst